Dumber than a box of rocks...

This is going to be one of those make a small flat rate box as heavy as you can swaps. But for this one, you need to go around the house and/or out shopping and find some of the dumbest things you can cram into the box to send to your partner (Rocks are not acceptable. Remember, we're going dumber than a box of rocks.) The heavier and dumber the better! I want people to open the box and say "Ha ha ha wow that's dumb. Why would someone send this?"

Let's give the mailman a workout and your partner a laugh!