Message-in-a-bottle pen pal letter

Yes, I'd like for us to actually mail empty plastic water bottles with a pen pal letter or other message of at least 1-page inside the bottle. Don't pack it in a box. You glue the mailing label on the plastic bottle. Put the stamps on the bottle. Make sure the bottle is totally dry inside before using it.

I just think it'd be funny and neat to have a real bottle (albeit plastic) delivered with my mail.

Not sure how much postage this will be, but I'd like this to be US-Only for this time.

To be on the safe side, no one with 2 or more NO SENDS or a rating under 4.00 If you think you can explain your rating or no sends, please send me a PM. Sorry to have to set these rules, but it's no fun if someone doesn't receive something.